conje's definitions

Santa’s Dick

A shot of rumplemintz

I was down in Siesta Key and it was so hot I needed to order a shot of Santa’s Dick to cool off.

by conje June 5, 2021

Cole's Law

If you can chop it up and mix it with mayo, then you should.

We have a ton of leftover cabbage and carrots, I guess we need to follow Cole's Law.

by conje October 23, 2020

Schooner’s Warf

The act of getting a rim job under water while simultaneously getting a reach around.

Oh man that chick I met down in Key West was so kinky! She took me into the hot tub of her hotel and gave me a Schooner’s Warf!!

by conje March 5, 2018