Definitions by conje

Santa’s Dick 

A shot of rumplemintz

I was down in Siesta Key and it was so hot I needed to order a shot of Santa’s Dick to cool off.

Santa’s Dick by conje June 5, 2021

Cole's Law 

If you can chop it up and mix it with mayo, then you should.

We have a ton of leftover cabbage and carrots, I guess we need to follow Cole's Law.

Cole's Law by conje October 23, 2020

Schooner’s Warf 

The act of getting a rim job under water while simultaneously getting a reach around.

Oh man that chick I met down in Key West was so kinky! She took me into the hot tub of her hotel and gave me a Schooner’s Warf!!

Schooner’s Warf by conje March 5, 2018