Grape

The legendary client of a multi million dollar robot invented by Da Vinci

1-"Man, I was trying to get my cancer removed but The Grape was given priority"
2-"They did surgery on a gra..."

"Shut the fuck up right now James!"

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Milk shop

A trap of legends that has a mysterious power to attract dads, similar to the cigarette shop.
(Not to be mistaken for abandonment)

Young Gullible Dad "Don't worry son, I'm just going to get some milk"
Milk shop *laughs manically*

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"What did you ask Santa for this year Timmy?"
"I asked for dad to come back"

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