bacterial relationship destroyer

A vaginal infection that prevents two people from taking part in the only fulfilling area of their relationship. Thus, destroying the relationship

Sounds like a bacterial relationship destroyer to me.

by Ramsus90 December 14, 2010

post-relationship swag

1. the way a person carries himself after a relationship to show the opposite sex he is "single and ready to mingle"

2. all the crap, presents, etc. you get to keep after a break-up

Ex. "Did you see Caleb's post-relationship swag? It's obvious he's ready to move on."

Ex. "I'm burning all the pictures because I don't want to keep the memories, but I'm definitely keeping this Tiffany's bracelet as my post-relationship swag."

by WhatSheSaid August 22, 2012

Open relationship

Something so stupid, it will end stupidity as we know it

Hey baby, I want an open relationship.

Stupidity disappears

by Open relationship February 19, 2019

private relationship

another thing about people have a private relationship is because they opposite sex partner may be really ugly and they don't want anyone to find out and get laugh at and humiliated so they keep it secret from everyone and ask their partner not to tell too. and hurt their feelings. i forgot to put it in the other definition but you can edit that last part out and add it to other one too if you will. another reason for a private relationship is they scared too opposite sex partner is too cute and don't want no one to steal them but if they don't claim them, someone else always will.

are you dating Sarah? you having a private relationship? no i'm not dating no one at all. but your mom (insult to change the subject to get them to stop asking before they find out, part of the force to be reckon with.)

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022

Non-Serious Relationship

The same thing as a serious relationship but with another name so your parents don't freak out.

Dad: Are you dating him?

Daughter: Don't worry its a non-serious relationship.

by ksweferino May 25, 2015

Thou favored relative art homophobically curious

If you are missing a lot of braincells you may say this phrase in order to overpower any comment thrown at you, whether that be “Your mom gay” “No U” even overcoming the dreaded “Ur grandpap a trap”. No other phrase has been, is now, or ever will be more powerful than this. No matter what.

Your mom ga...

THOU FAVORED RELATIVE ART HOMOPHOBICALLY CURIOUS

by WhyMyPPsmall March 14, 2018

Textual Relationship

What losers and cheaters do. Loser women who can't get a man of their own text other womens' guys sexy fake stuff so the guy will feel all special. The cheater guys text back because they think they are special and this ho who texts them constantly really understands.

Jewel and Paul are having a textual relationship and Paul is about to lose his family over it.

by All in the Family May 13, 2010