Promo

A person who is promiscuous. If you do not know what promiscuous means, it basically means to not be very picky over who you sleep with. Also known as being easy. A promo has a higher probability of having HIV or a STD.

Sara is a promo...she went home with that guy last night.

by speed_racer July 2, 2006

Prometheus

Venerable Darkness' way of saying that he is a shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead because I shoved my face in his girlfriend's tank tits.

HO HO HO HO HO, Prometheus what are you casting I have a penis in my mouth so it is kind of hard to talk right now.

by P-Fu July 20, 2008

Promise Keeper

A man of the homosexual persuasion.

Origin: Homosexual males are generally more sensitive than heterosexual males. As opposed to heterosexual males, dicksmoking faggots will quite often keep their promises, thus the name Promise Keeper.

Look at those two guys over there chowing each others cable (see:chowing cable) and being sensitive, what a couple of Promise Keepers.

by Bukkake Gargler December 13, 2004

Prompt

Late to everything (if you are from Texas)

Bessie is a prompt person.

by Cadude August 1, 2005

Empty promises

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

by Joe_Mamma May 18, 2006

Promit

The act of becoming so intoxicated during prom that you puke everywhere

Did you see La'dasha last night? that bitch promited all over the dance floor

by Leslie Dolphin May 9, 2014

PromoSM

PromoSM is a social media marketing website that creators use to increase their likes, views and followers. They promote their site using Instagram posts and YouTube videos, comments saying "PromoSM" or "Use PromoSM to grow your following".

PromoSM is the fastest way to grow your online following

by Davei11 January 3, 2023