NEURO-PROCTOLOGIST

A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL THAT STUDIES THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN SOMEONES BRAIN, NERVOUS SYSTEM AND THE SHIT THEY HAVE ACCUMULATED IN IT.

ALL POLITICIANS ARE SUCH SHIT HEADS, THEY NEED A WEEKLY VISIT TO A NEURO-PROCTOLOGIST!!

by PROFESSOR C-YA May 12, 2009

Procrastinativity

pro·cras·ti·na·tiv·i·ty (proh-kras-tuh-nuh-tiv-i-tee) -noun

1. The inciting act of procrastination that gives birth to further procrastination.
2. That which college students everywhere participate in when reports are coming due.

So I was reviewing some background information on Wikipedia this morning, then I had a procrastinativity moment when I saw a related link to a completely unrelated topic that was nonetheless relevant to my interests. Several hours later I realized that I had to leave for class, without having done any actual work.

by Mattoco May 20, 2008

procrastidote

n. procrastidote. A concoction administered as necessary (not to exceed 12 times a day) to combat the effects of procrastination. Side effects include increased procrastination, death. See your doctor today...or tomorrow.

I.e., a futile attempt at countering procrastination.

This was a procrastidote.

by GedIsNotMySon June 29, 2009

Procrastiquitter

(verb) An act when somebody blows off their friends, events, or tasks, but puts it off until last minute.

Joe: Should we order extra food for Jim for dinner tonight? He keeps telling me he wants to come but will get back to me when he knows for sure.
Bill: No, he's a procrastiquitter, he'll call 15 minutes before dinner and cancel and we'll have extra food.

by DH Music Group October 22, 2009

procrasturbation

Masturbating instead of doing something more important that needs to be done.

instead of looking for a job, he often resorts to procrasturbation

by mojoPT November 6, 2009

Procrastenial

Word blend of procrastination and denial. Putting something off to the last minute while refusing to accept the truth of it.

Hinata: "Because I...love you!"
Naruto: "...."

~ 10 days later ~

Hinata: "He never called..."
Urouge: "He's must be in procrastenial."

by I Vote Ass November 13, 2009

Procrasturbate

When you get stressed about having alot of work and just masturbate instead of getting anything done

"Yo have you started your essay?"
"Nah man, I've been procrasturbating"

"I have alot of homework to do tonight, I'm probably going to break down and procrasturbate"

by McEwenC February 16, 2010