Baked Potato

When someone bends over in front of you and purposefully flatulates. They occasionally use an excuse such as finding a penny on the ground.

Man, Steve totally gave me a baked potato on the way home from work.

by Mufftacular January 16, 2009

Potato

The mightiest of all tubers... perhaps even of all vegetation.

My brother once told me that my "lust for starchy food products was unquenchable" after seeing me make baked potatoes as a late night snack for the third consecutive night.

by Bythorsbeard January 19, 2005

potato shoes

Hella gansta moccasins that nike came out with in the 90's. They're named potato shoes because of the lumpy shape of the leather. They are by far the most comfortable shoe on the planet earth. They just came out again recently on nikesportswear.com so go check them out and buy a sack (of potatoes).

Potato shoes
E-Dawg:
"Potato shoes are da treds bre"

Gangsta from the neighborhood:
"Straight up!"

POTATO SHOES!

by Dr.ed October 18, 2010

Potatop

N.
The shiny version of any potato product such as French fries, mashed potatoes, potato soop, etc. Very rare, has a distinct shininess to it. This comes from an abundance of the rare potato isotope potato 69(called potatop in pop culture)

Person 1:
This is crazy! I went to Mcdonalds yesterday for a so mashed potatoes, but I got mashed potatopes!!!
Person 2:
No way! They are so rare! Trade you a shiny Charizard?

by ZooptheHairyPig January 7, 2014

Potato Nose

A nose that looks all big and swollen. A really fat nose with a lot of large bumps and for the most part is round.

Ewwwww gross, look at that kids huge potato nose over there. No don't stare at it just like look at it really fast and look away.

by Jebise October 3, 2006

dirty potato

one who is easily taken advantage of sexually but who is very attractive and put together however loves the D

That dirty potato put her number in my phone while I was cleaning myself up

by Kent March 26, 2004

Mashed Potatoes

The act of forcing fecal matter down a shower drain with one’s toes after deficating in the shower. It may be an act of vengeance, inebriation, or necessity.

It was negative 30 degrees in Fairbanks Alaska, so when visiting my friend with only an outhouse I had no choce but to mashed potatoes.

by Scrotum Sorcerer July 12, 2018