periodness

adj.

pronunciation: period(ness)

All the extra s**t her uterus puts out into the universe. A cloud of "F**k you" rolls around the profane creature, creating loathing and repugnance in whatever room the uterus-holder may be in. While 'period' describes the actual process, 'periodness' describes that extra that she exudes that you can't quite describe or put your finger on, but that you wish, with every fiber of your being, that you did not have to be with behind enemy lines for the next seven to fourteen days, ducking in and out of various rooms of the residence to avoid the walking hatebox.
Suzy asked if I was going to come to bed tonight, but I told her I am sleeping on the couch until all of her periodness has evaporated from her system.
by Operative Hatching Lion May 09, 2023
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period butt

Bowl-related side effects of menstruation. Particularly miserable periods can cause severe gas, constipation and diarrhea in the same day. Cramping can further confuse the situation. All of this can of course also lead to nausea. This particular set of conditions is known as period butt.
Alice's period butt prevented her from making plans that day because she didn't know what needed to happen or how long it would take.

"Ugghhh... I've got period butt."
by BrazilianCowboys November 19, 2015
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1st Period Gaming

Playing crappy unblocked games on a school tech device in class because your bored and don't wanna do work.
She was 1st period gaming during math so she could be occupied.
by Webster's Father's Father October 26, 2020
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1st Period Gaming

It's when you use your school's tech Devices to play unblocked games that are 99% so bad.
In Math Today, I was 1st Period Gaming, because math is always so boring.
by Webster's Father's Father October 26, 2020
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mrs boisverts 1st period

where everybody does no work and laughs all period
that was fun
what was
mrs boisverts 1st period
by popsawesome November 19, 2019
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period day 2

The worst day of a period. When bleeding is the heaviest and you feel like your insides are being pulled out. You want to be in bed all day.
by jaketyrontttt123 October 12, 2023
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Period Apology

That moment when you apologize for your period or period symptoms – even though you sure as heck shouldn’t.
Your period is a natural part of you, so let’s ditch the Period Apology, shall we?
by #NoApologiesPeriod June 08, 2021
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