perfect stranger

n. when somebody else sits on their hand, causing it to fall asleep, and proceeds to give another person a hand job.

see stranger

After the car ride with seven other people, we went and side and she gave me a perfect stranger.

by G-Money April 20, 2005

perfect girlfreind

noun: one who is far away in taiwan-- yet so close to the heart. one who is always willing to consider her boyfriend first. one who knows how to correct a man's spelling without hurting his feelings. one who is willing to take goggle photo to tease her man.

my perfect girlfreind told me the i is before e exept after c. (her edit. except* girlfriend*)

by navigation coordinator October 17, 2008

perfect/perfection

the contemplated object/subject ONLY when concluded to be of the utmost pleasantness or appropriateness, according to one's own idiosyncratic preferences, and since it relies on those preferences, perfection is not testable.

You should find yourself to be perfect, or at least strive to be.

by Talula Honey January 28, 2004

Perfect Bra

When a women gets ejaculated over her tits in a bra shape so that when it dries it is a perfect fitting bra.

Rebecca: How does Melissa run so fast without being uncomfortable.
Sarah: I heard her boyfriend got her a Perfect Bra.

by GuidetoDouche May 5, 2014

Perfect

Perfect means someone who is caring kind. Someone who you would dream for.

Lillys boobs are perfect!

by Jenniferjennyjen September 30, 2018

Perfect

A girl who has short, brown hair and the cutest brown eyes. She'll make you smile so much and your heart will swell because of her. She's willing to fuck your brains out. When she goes down on you, it feels like the equivalent of Christ coming back. She's amazing, gorgeous, and absolutely the best person you'll ever meet.

Girl 1: How's it going with Senada?
Girl 2: She's perfect.

by Morph Clay February 24, 2019

Perfect penis

Shahns penis is perfect.

Have you seen Shahns penis? It’s perfect Shahn has the perfect penis when it’s pumped! Only when it’s pumped.

by Si senior June 12, 2021