Pea Pain

Overwhelming and annoying pain occurring in the frontal lobe of the brain. Generally more severe than a normal head ach, Pea Pain is simply pain caused by the forces of the world seemingly crushing your brain to the size of a pea.
-Also used to describe headaches during pregnancy because a woman’s brain actually decreases in size.

Woman: Ahhhh, BABY!
Man: What?
Woman: Being pregnant sucks! I have the T-Payne of Pea Pain… it’s that bad!
Man: Yea?
T-Payne: Yeaaaaaeaaaah!!

by The real Darkhawk1 March 4, 2010

Sympathy Pain

A kind of phantom pain experienced by someone watching a dude getting nailed in the junk.

Hey, what are you doing? And why are your legs crossed like that?
Oh god... That had to hurt...
What had to hurt?
Don't worry about it... It's not something a woman would understand...
What are you talking about?
...sympathy pain....

by H4v0k February 6, 2012

Jewish pain

When you make a sh#t load of money, but could have made even more.

1. I bought 100,000 stocks at 5 cents a share, and sold them at $29 a share. Then, the next day they went up to $60 per share!!!! Could have made an even bigger fortune. Oy veh, I got Jewish pain!!

2. Could have saved twice as many starving orphans in Africa!!

by GoodJewishBoy January 1, 2013

Eat Past the Pain

Eat past the pain. A way of getting the children to eat everything on their plate, or a way of justifying gluttony when the food is so delicious, you just can't stop.

Son: I'm so full, I can't eat another bite.
Mom: Suck it up, eat past the pain!

Or

Husband: This turkey is so delicious, I think I'll have another serving.
Wife: Go, honey, eat past the pain!

by Colejl December 6, 2012

Pain

Pain is pleasure. The knid of pleasure that is so intence that only your mind can comprehend it and your body feel it. That is true pain. The pain of lust, love, sex, and happyness.

When you fall so in-love that it makes you hurt when that person is not around.

by Joe Hill January 3, 2004

pain-wimp

Someone who is a big fat baby when it comes to pain of any kind.When every headache is a migraine and every sprain is a break.

"My boyfriend is such a pain-wimp! I punched him in his stomach and he was all doubled-over..."

by Nastina September 24, 2005

Pain Train

A drink consisting of 1 oz. of raspberry liqueur and 1 oz of rootbeer schnapps. Served in a high ball glass with ice, and filled to the top with ginger ale. Usually drank obnoxiously, with accompanying conductor gestures and train sounds.

Man, I had five pain trains last night and I didn't feel it until it was too late.

Pour me another pain train, muthafucka, whoo whoo! (gestures like train conductor).

by bulldogops December 6, 2011