Ebert's Law

Film critic Roger Ebert's philosophy to criticizing works: "It's not what it's about, it's HOW it's about it."

This applies to any type of work, be it films, TV shows, music, books, etc.

Occasionally an unsuspecting innocent will stumble into a movie like this and send me an anguished postcard, asking how I could possibly give a favorable review to such trash. My stock response is Ebert's Law, which reads: A movie is not about what it is about. It is about how it is about it. -- Roger Ebert

Ebert's Law by Judas Zala July 10, 2011

Muslamic Law 

The law from the Muslamic Infidel, which has come from Iraq, and is being put down onto London and other countries.

It has been put down on London.

It has been put down on us.

We are just can't stand for the Muslamic Law...it encourages muslamic ray guns/gams

Muslamic Law by muslamicman June 1, 2011

Seattle University School of Law 

Because you didn't get into U-Dub, but were scared of leaving seattle

Joaquin: "You know, I really love the Seattle University School of law, they have an excellent legal writing program, social justice focus, hot girls, and their rank increases every year! I really think if I got into UW, I would have chosen SU anyways"

Seattle University School of Law by Seattle U Law 2011 January 19, 2009

Blue's Law

Blue's Law: This behavior occurs during a political debate, most likely, via the internet. When a conservative is over come by logic he/she/it falls back on their primal reptilian instinct of aggression and uses the term liberal in any way in order to deflate the value of an argument or the other debater(s).

As a discussion board thread increases on a conservative forum, the likelihood of this increases, much like Godwin's law.

The accused in question automatically wins the argument regardless of debate ability. The conservative is then laughed out of any gathering for being a simple minded twit.

Timmy 1: I think we as a people should be more concerned with living in harmony with others as it would strength the state of the entire planet.

Timmy 2: Fuck you liberal douchebag pussy. USA USA USA #1!!!!

Timmy 1: I invoke Blue's Law. You're a dick. Go back to 1940s and operate the showers, you nazi.

Blue's Law by Edgar Von Winkersteinovich Jr. July 2, 2008

johnny law 

Asshole cops who pull people over and give tickets for the dumbest things. Often found on UConn campus...

"A ticket? Fucking johnny law!"

johnny law by kdrrrgs February 9, 2009

Jordan's Law 

If you fart when it appears that nobody's around, you can be certain that a hot chick will walk by in a matter of seconds.

When the hot chick turned pale amidst his cloud of stank, young Pablo realized that Jordan's Law had screwed him over again.

Jordan's Law by Taloon64 November 10, 2006

Murphy's Law 

when something ironically goes wrong.

examples of Murphy's Law:
1: "the one day you forget to brush your teeth, it's picture day at school!!"

2: "the one time that you make me a pom-pom bow to put in my shoe, i have to dance! darn that murphy, he never takes a day off..."

Murphy's Law by ashley!!!!!!!!! November 2, 2008