cob knobbler

A woman (or man, whatever submerges your submarine) who gives awful blow jobs. The name originates from Cobzeus, the Norwegian goddess or corn shucking, who once treated Hermes' penis as a cob of corn.

Yeah, Julia Roberts is really hot, but i heard she was a cob knobbler. And anyways, she's a homewrecker, and she's not hot.

by Hanzeus September 29, 2003

double cool with knobs

To be very very very cool; a shorter and cooler way to say 'very very very cool'

"Hey man, did you see the new Star Wars movie?"
"Yeah! It was double cool with knobs!"

by Rebecca Dakai September 18, 2005

knobfisting

Using your fist to open up a woman who's tight, then finishing the job with your knob

I had to work 2 hrs last night to fist Jessica before I could knob her. A real excercise in knobfisting you could say!

by Doddi October 7, 2008

knobhobbery

The act of knobhobbing.

When a woman's infatuation with a man's penis lulls her into a state of hobgoblin like servitude, wherein she becomes trapped performing any and all menial tasks usually around the man's house in exchange for penetration from his g-spot pounding knob.

Abby was a respectable girl until all this knobhobbery over Rob.

by VinnyTherapist August 13, 2009

slobber knobbin

(noun, verb. coined by Jumbo Jay)
A man or woman, occasionally toothless, who gets drunk and blows whoever passes out at a party.

(verb) Joey passed out and woke up to a slobber knobbin.
(noun) Oh shit, I didn't realize there was a Slobber Knobbin in the house; don't be a fuckin slobber knobbin!

by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

knobgoblin

An Unattractive female who will give head to, or sleep with, any man, due to her being unsure when she will get any dick again.

"I was so drunk, I went home with a knobgoblin."

by Ron T March 29, 2003

Knobby Tit

a dispropotionate tit. The kind with bumps all over (acne and such).
Something to call your friends

that bitch has a knobby tit

go get it yourself you knobby tit

by Noel Gamble July 16, 2004