idiot

A person who smokes.

My mom's an idiot. She's spending my inheritance!

by TheSmartestPersonInThe WORLD May 27, 2007

Village Idiot

A person widely known in their community for their stupidity and ignorant behavior.

Throughout the history of time, Barack Obama qualifies as the king of all village idiots.

by junecleaver September 30, 2010

shoe idiot

refers to one's appreciation for foot attire. Generally, it is assumed such apparel is of an urban nature. In special circumstances, an aging urban gentleman with a pension for more formal foot attire may be considered a Shoe Idiot, but only if his collection also includes seven or more sneaks that have either been worn by MJ or Sheed, or have been made and designed by someone named Fukijama or Mr. Bape.

If you can't fit another box of sneaks in your mom's garage, you are certified Shoe Idiot.

If you know what the Jordan XVII looks like, you are certified Shoe Idiot.

by dakidd187 March 23, 2009

Fucking idiot

A person who is such an idiot that you must emphasize it by using the word fucking

Ella though I had hooked my forehead when all I did was was a big fish; she's a fucking idiot.

by leche lube May 23, 2016

american idiot

The best album on earth by the best band on earth.

fyi:to the guy who posted the 7th definition im 15 and have been listening to green day since i was 3 got a guitar at 10 could play most songs on it.first was welcome to paradise.then international superhits! came out and i thought they were over......

rock on green day! Screw bush!

by james February 23, 2005

Idiot

What?

The author of this definition feels like an idiot explains the word idiot.

by Gothicvampireprincess October 29, 2008

idiot-envelope

A fictional place in the back of our minds that houses every little stupid mistake our unique self has to offer. This could range from simply mispelling a word, to crashing your car into a brick wall. Specifically, this word refers to mistakes that are in your future.

1. Person 1:
"Did that hurt?"
Person 2:
"Not really. I'm sure I've got worse things in the idiot-envelope!"

2. "Now he's just pulling wildcards from his idiot-envelope."

by cc808 July 23, 2007