A brotherhood similar to the knights of Camelot, they are a force to be reckoned with in Hillsborough County Florida. Most known for throwing exceptionally amazing parties, having lots of sex, and fighting. These 16-19 year old men are almost all white and very privileged as well as highly educated and very very attractive. They are composed of the lutz drug kingpens and the future of the United States' international drinking team to say the very least. To become a lutz goon you must present a five paragraph essay explaining how you would be an asset to the group. The famous slogan they use is " one swing we all swing."

Girl: " I just wish you were a part of the Lutz Goons Rod, then I'd actually believe that you are a fighter and a ladies man."

Rod: " it's not that easy, those kids scare me right down to my knickers."

Girl: " Wow they aren't lying, you are such a pussy."

Lutz Goons by Quiza June 10, 2013

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Goonie Adventure

to experience a series of many nonsensical/random obstacles to complete a simple task, usually involving booby traps, deformed mutants(as opposed to the non deformed kind), and fat children.

Who knew my trip to the store would turn out to be a goonie adventure.

Goonie Adventure by Catobleepus January 6, 2009

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goonetta

A woman that makes jokes and keeps you ROLLING. She also loves net worths

Joe: You know that girl Goonetta?
Mark: Yes! She's hilarious! I love that woman!
Joe: Y'know, she has taught me a lot with net worths!

goonetta by HeeeeeeyYaalllllHeeeyYall August 6, 2012

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goond

The fat area directly above the penis

Zion, look at me goond

goond by Goonddefiner November 30, 2019

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