Garden hose

People argue about everything from sports to politics all the time without ending up dead, so you gotta wonder about a story about a guy getting shot over a garden hose, even where two hostile parties are concerned. What's sillier about a garden hose argument than sports or politics? There's not many things people argue about that aren't silly, and yet people still argue in 2019.

The guy is gonna get himself shot over his willful ignorance and arguments about hoses, appliances, tools, supplies, and junk around the house, he talks too fuckin much to be around a true gangster, the kind of guy who will kill a motherfucker and his dog for talking about a garden hose.

by Solid Mantis December 9, 2019

garda

police in ireland

oh shit sketch the garda car is here

by oosh na fam January 16, 2020

Garden Lobster

a rare land-living blue arthropod that loves tomatoes, but also eats grubs and other pests. If you give them their own tomato plant, they'll keep your soil aerated and fertilized

Person 1: How is your soil so fertilized?

Person 2: oh it’s my Garden Lobster!

by Ly iedmna March 6, 2020

Garden

The roof at MSG; when something is so ahhhh

The roof at MSG is so Garden

by Jtheguy69 March 21, 2020

Garo

A Cigar: used with people who smoke and are underaged.

Person 1: Re file exeis kanena garo na kanoume?
Person 2: Nai re pira 3 gara tha sou doso ena

Person 1: euxaristo bro mou

by Tsigaros March 26, 2020

Gard

Gard is someone with a big pp. This post was made by Gard.

Wow! look over there, that person is definitely a Gard

by NotGard June 2, 2020

gardounka

An exclamation only proclaimed in the most exclamatory of moments. Usually when you greet your sister. Prouts.

*facetime call*
“Oh hey sibling!”
“GARDOUNKA!”
“ok”

by Semharaki September 26, 2020