French Language

A beautiful language, spoken in France, Switzerland, Monaco, and several countries in Africa. French is a language that "sounds pretty" or sometimes even "sexy" when a hot French man speaks it, using soft delicate words.
It's a language that even when saying the most vulgar phrase in the world, can sound beautiful.

Pierre- Tu es une putain grosse! (you are a fat whore!)
Janice- Aw thanks Pierre! You're so sexy when you speak the French language!
Pierre- Merde. (shit.)

by hotpinkrunningshoes August 24, 2011

finch

undoubtedly the best band on this planet with a very hot frontman and guitarist

finch are excellent

by holliver twist March 11, 2004

French

another way of saying "I give up" or "I forfeit"

This question is too hard, I French

by mozes February 26, 2005

French hobble

A method of partially disabling a person by cutting a hole in his scrotum and sticking his foot through it.

If that rotten son of a bitch shows his ugly face around here, I'll put a French hobble on him!

by OldOllie September 25, 2007

french wafflemaker

A sex term in alternative lifestyle groups meaning to take a dump into someone's hand, and that person mashing it into the face of another. Also commonly used slang within same circles to mean someone who probably has pewpy mashed into their face often.

You probably want to duck if you see a french wafflemaker coming your way.

by Ginzso June 26, 2008

French horn drill

When a guy takes a trumpet, shoves it in a girls vagina as far as it can go. Then he blows into it making it tickle. He then takes it out, cums in it, making the girl suck it out.

Nick: "Dude i just got done giving Kelly a french horn drill."
Ant: "Really?! I did it to Hannah the same day."

by BIGDICKS"R"US!! March 20, 2010

Tha Franchise

The greatest balla at rucka park...
AKA Franchizzle

Holla at a playa when you see em in tha streets

Man franchise is bawlin all em up.

by Tha Franchizzle November 18, 2004