fart cushion

The fart cushion effect occurs when you fart into a pillow or any other type of cushion. The cushion absorbs the farts for a while, but then if weight is applied later on, the cushion squeezes out the fart stench.

I totally tricked that girl into coming into my room, and then I smothered her with my fart cushion until she passed out.

by poopfetish September 10, 2012

Google Fart

A mental block of the search term one meant to query Google.

I stared at the screen as a google fart prevented me from typing.

by walden3 April 20, 2010

internal fart

A fart produced from the pressure due to holding a fart in for an excessive period of time. Makes the sound g'burgle. Sensations include feeling like your stomach will explode and extreme bloating. Always occurs in the presence of others.

The internal fart erupting in my entrails caused my face to turn red.

by bra bandit November 7, 2005

Fart Pipe

"Fart Pipe" is a term used to describe an excessively large exhaust on a car, causing it to have a "farty" sound. Fart Pipes are most commonly found on cheap, front-wheel drive imports (see honda civic or mitsubishi eclipse) that 16 year old kids who watch The "fast and furious" series like its some kind of religion. The fart pipe can be identified by one of many tests. 1) If the cross section of the muffler or muffler tip is GREATER than the contact patch on the car's tires, the exhaust is a fart pipe. 2)If the muffler is marger than the displacement of the motor, it is a fart pipe. 3) if the ricer takes off in his riced out car and the exhaust is louder than his stereo, it is declared a fart pipe. 4) and last but not least, if any piece of the exhaust system was purchased at Pep Boys, Autozone, or any other ricer oriented store, it is most likely a fart pipe.

Damn! Did you see john's new exhaust on his civic? Its got a 6 inch fart pipe on it! Sounds Mad Tyte, Yo!

by Phantom240 July 30, 2008

Wal-farter

A nasty, fat, greasy-haired piece of white trash who shops only at Wal-Mart, and thinks Kathy Lee Gifford Clothes are Haute Couture, and buys everything in jumbo economy sizes. Wal-Farters are most common in Southern US States.

"Did you see that ugly, fat, Wal-Farter heading this way carrying the 100 roll toilet paper economy pack on her head?"

by poontang June 17, 2006

fartbeard

an unkempt stinking beard with remnants of aged food

I'm glad Josh shaved off that fartbeard, he was a fucking stinking mess!

by Gerald Vandenhoek June 5, 2007

fartilicious

An adjective describing (what the creator deems to be) a pretty nice smelling fart, however, other people nearby may find the stench repulsive and may vomit up their early morning KFC variety meal.

Smell my fartilicious delight... mmm, everyone loves their own brand!

by TootsieNI January 9, 2008