Dirty Lucien

When you take sex one step further from pleasing to ~aesthetically pleasing~. You will proceed to take pictures with a huji camera from behind.

“I’m feeling artsy and want to remember tonight, let’a try a Dirty Lucien”

by cheesy1517 April 15, 2020

Dirty Puma

Dirty Puma is an espresso drink you may get from a barista to whom you have been rude, or whom you have otherwise mistreated. Barista shoes are often stained with the color and flavor of many spilled shots. Because of this, the slighted coffee-maker may justify the otherwise immoral action of pouring the rude-lingers shot through the said "Dirty Puma" tenny-runner, by concentrating on the unique essence and custom java drinking experience bestowed upon this deserving party.
Be nice to your barista! Also applies to Dirty Doc Martens, and Bromhidrosis Birkenstocks.

Patron: So... do you think you make me triple layered soy half-caff carmel macchiato with non-dairy whip?
Or is that too much for ya, big guy?

Barista: I can do that... but you should really try our trademark triple-shot "Dirty Puma" with sprinkles... on the house!

by flashsync007 March 28, 2011

Dirty Ramsay

Shoving a carrot up another guys arse then eating it

"What happened at the Rugby social?"
"The captain asked me to preform a Dirty Ramsay so I left early"

by Leavie October 15, 2020

dirty lake

A type of sexual intercourse when two migits run a train on a large women

Me and tiny Tim wanna run a train on Samantha?
Oh you mean a dirty lake?

by Bigcocka123 April 14, 2020

dirty percy

Percy the finest dude around with the biggest cock

Girl 1: Oi have you seen dirty Percy?

Girl 2: Yup have you seen it?
Girl 1: Yup

by Girl0712 November 2, 2020

dirty guff

A filty dirty smelly pussy

I am not going up that dirty guff for all the fish in the sea

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

Dirty DJ

A term used to express female masturbation. Envision a deejay scratching records in a circular or side-to-side motion. Can be used with sound effects such as, "wiki-woo".

"what are you doing tonight?"
"I dunno, I was thinking about getting some cleaning done, maybe a little dirty dj"
OR
"Dude, she hasn't called in three days"
"sounds like she found the dirty deejay...wiki wiki woo!"

by sclintz July 14, 2009