coffee chicken

In a small office of people eager for their mid-morning coffee, participants must weigh up their strong desire for caffeine against the burden of being the first to break, becoming the Coffee Chicken.

The Coffee Chicken must take complex orders, deal with handfuls of loose change, return with trays of coffee and deal with never ending complaints & commentary from those who showed greater strength of character.

pete: Is Ed in yet? He is such a reliable coffee chicken!

by Coffee Chicken November 1, 2008

coffeenating

Going for a coffee, getting a refill

...Is gone coffeenating

by ihateclownz February 6, 2010

Coffee Handjob

Repeatedly moving a coffee sleeve up and down on a coffee cup.

Quit giving your coffee a coffee handjob.

by hiphugger09 May 10, 2010

Cuffed Buffalo

When you tie a string around your cock & balls until the tissue dies and falls off.

Dave created a cuffed buffalo by wrapping dental floss around his penis for 3 days. He now has no male genitalia.

by Mile High Burrito Gang June 14, 2010

Coffee

The source of all power.

Oh almighty coffee, grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change.

by hoppip March 9, 2013

cuffle

snuggling with your partner while your hands are restrained, preferably in metal handcuffs.

After Julie received her paddling with her hands in cuffs, Jack proceeded to cuffle with Julie.

by The good times roll November 29, 2017

coffee goblin

Any unorthodox or non-clearly identifiable source of coffee. If one is able to produce coffee without visiting the nearest coffee shop and without the aid of a coffee maker, there may be a coffee goblin involved.

Johnny excused himself, citing his need to go squeeze the coffee goblin.

by Yrmeje Ewebi December 19, 2017