Bayley cook

If you're a bayleycook, you're a generally douchebaggy type. While He might be hot and seemingly sweet, Bayley cooks are the type to start being friends with a girl, then slowly progress to more. Then, all of a sudden he'll stop talking to you. Later you find out he's a player and does this to every pretty girl he meets. DONT FALL FOR HIM.

A player, a jerk, a douche, a womanizer.

bayley cook is such a player. Don't even go there, you'll end up with a broken heart,

by Stacey9735 December 28, 2011

Dj Cook fan

A kid (squeaker) or teen who likes to play fortnite or roblox.

imagine being a Dj Cook fan

by Googer Kid January 4, 2021

cooked

To insult or make fun of a physical feature, may it be clothing, your face or body parts.

Irby, yo ugly ass jus got cooked up sumin' nice biatch

by Zarin October 18, 2008

crooksy

A word used in ancient bosnian to describe the act in which men have sexual relationships ontop of a large gathering of beavers.

Man... last night i was so wasted! - i have an uneasy feeling me and muel performed a crooksy!

by Allahbeback May 26, 2006

Crookered

To get Jewed out in the end. To have a beachball on your back. Last but not least, to have a haggle tooth by the name of Cindy having sexual intercourse with 15 men in the room down the hall.

Nathan were not going to let you off that forklift.
Nathan, we smoked all your weed while you were sleeping. you just got crookered man!

by Marijuana_Smoke August 30, 2006

crookity

a 'crookity' is an virginity of a old, prefirabely retarded individual that is lacking sexual stamina and general hygiene.

'shit m8, i took dis crookity lst nite- was wew soggeh initz'

*loling* 'u wipe away da cobwebs blud?'

by yoslut December 1, 2010

Matthew Cook

Matthew Cook is generally an annoying person, He thinks he is top shit but in reality he is just a slave who massages all the Ryan's backs.

Hey look! He is massaging someone. It must be a Ryan and a Matthew Cook

by BOBTHESCAFFOLDER September 14, 2020