crookity Share definition Flag a 'crookity' is an virginity of a old, prefirabely retarded individual that is lacking sexual stamina and general hygiene. 'shit m8, i took dis crookity lst nite- was wew soggeh initz'*loling* 'u wipe away da cobwebs blud?' crookity by yoslut December 1, 2010 0 0 Get merch