cold fish

When you hold your hand in a "karate-style" fashion, then, with a ramming motion, jam it up an unsuspecting person's ass crack. (Optional) Then yell "COLD FISH!"

John was unpleasantly supprised when I gave him a Cold Fish in the bowling alley parking lot.

by Joe Baker June 27, 2007

cold feet

What you put on your lady's back immediately after you get into bed (knowing that you have cold feet)

I gave my wife the cold feet treatment last night.

by Panchoman Jr. October 29, 2006

ice cold

a term used by members of Alpha Phi Alpha frat that is used to express the phrase "bros before hoes". By saying that they are ice cold they can take care of any important busness without any female in their way.

Ugly Girl: hey you look real gud. wanna go upstairs ;)
Alpha: naw girl
Random Dude: dang she was gunna give it up. why u turn that down!?!?
Alpha: cause I'm ice cold biatch!

by ecu greek girl 2 March 11, 2010

Cold Weed

Having to stop smoking weed completely at once and not in moderation. A variation of cold turkey.

Boss: We are going to start drug testing every day.
Worker: Aww shit I'm gonna have to stop cold weed.

by rawol July 26, 2012

cold business

When one is a bad mother fucker in a particular skill or activity.

Have you seen dude hoop? He cold business!

by Triangle Pete December 24, 2015

Cold Carl

When you shit into a plastic bag, freeze it, then use it as a dildo

Last night me and John tried a Cold Carl!

by Donkey_Nut September 6, 2016

Cold wave

The feeling when someone you like/ are attracted to do does something nice/ says something sweet to you, which produces a tingy feeling in your body (sometimes goosebumps)

When I hugged my crush, I got a cold wave

by _shadygenius_ November 15, 2016