cobble

{v.} To make shoes.

{n.} "Cobbler" - A shoemaker.

The Ethiopian sweatshop serf cobbled me a phat pair of Tims. Holla.

by sux0r June 26, 2006

Sneezing Cobra

This is the act of thrusting your cock into a womans throat as u are about to blow the load. As this is happening she will choke and cough, (Normal) then when you blow the load she will cough it up and it will come out her nose! The face she will make is priceless! *you might want to take a picture it will last longer!!! As it runs out her nostrils she will look like a Sneezing Cobra!

Guy: Yeah man I gave that girl the sneezing cobra last night.
Friend: Nice! Did you get a pic!I bet that her face was priceless!

by Nick Pounded February 17, 2008

kurt cobain

In a car, the kurt cobain seat is the seat located directly behind shotgun(the front passenger seat)

Johnnie: I call Shotgun!
Liz: I call kurt cobain!

by joe mauro June 30, 2006

cobbitt

- A cock blocking hobbit.
- The short, ugly, dumpy friend of an attractive girl, that interrupts your conversation with and blocks your access to, her friend.

since the cobbitt was there again last night, it is no surprise that i did not get any action off her friend

by 'dris February 1, 2006

Cobby

A person who's only talent is something totally useless

Joe, you're a total Cobby, all you can do is type on the keyboard quickly.

by Mr.Motherfucker February 24, 2015

angry cobra

When a male of the homo sapiens erectus genealogy attempts to fornicate himself by means of oral stimulation, one can observe that when this is attempted from a sitting position the craning neck and back of the man will resemble that of a cobra who is defending itself or preparing to strike at prey.

ex 1: Walker is so gay that he probably has to angry cobra himself to blow a load.
ex 2: Wonder how he hurt his neck? Probably attempting the angry cobra.

by shooooteh October 26, 2004

kurt cobain

the lead singer of the band Nirvana. He was f-ing murderd bitch!

Rest in Peace Kurt Donald Cobain we will miss you forever.
Kurt Cobain Feb 20, 1967-April 4,1994

Courtney Love~I'll give you x amount of money to bump off my husband!
Hitman~Okay lady.
Kurt Cobain~You stupid bitch!
Hitman~pow pow

by A totally rad 'Pretty Girl' who listens to Sugarcult March 20, 2005