clean slip

Also known as the "clean slide"

The result of taking a tremendously fat shit, that was both sinfully delightful, guilty, odifourious, shameful but gratifying, but not needing to wipe a second time because it left no evidence.

also associated with "riders block" the condition in which riding a bicycle, motorcycle, horse, personal watercraft, or any activity that entailed prolonged impact on the buttocks, and delays defecation.

I was a little worried about shitting in the bathroom with no toilet paper, but thankfully I got the clean slip.

riders block

by Rammin R Dixon October 18, 2015

pipes are clean

Post-ejaculation urination.

Sansa: That rape...I mean fuck was...amazing .

Joffrey: My pipes are clean now. I'm going to go clear my mind with my crossbow.

by Monkinator1 November 4, 2015

London Clean

A tall skinny woman built like a man, no curves, no behind, short hair, ponytail, lesbian figure type

"Oh my god!! Why did she get so thin, she's built like a London Clean!"

by 0802954 November 22, 2015

clean breathing sports ventilator

A ventilator used during an asthma attack that is filled with crystal meth. This clean breathing ventilator requires a lighter for use and will often keep users awake to Christmas (yay Santa!)

"Fuck that ride to Dapto on me stolen bike has given me breathing difficulties. Better have me clean breathing sports ventilator! "

by Tomstrong December 9, 2015

Cleaning the windows inside and out

An act of female self-love where the clitoris and vagina are stimulated simultaneously.

Both Mandy's hands were under the covers, she was obviously cleaning the windows inside and out

by Jimbob1984 March 1, 2016

Clean Food

Food devoid of GMO's, pesticides, herbicides, fungicides, antibiotics, and other drugs; sometimes also devoid of animal products, especially non-organic animal products.

I am on a clean food diet and detoxing.

by Garden Goddess November 23, 2018

Clean up in aisle 1

Accident in the pants. To dedicate in ones pants

Need a clean up in aisle 1. Ive shit my pants

by Pushed a little too hard December 3, 2018