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cop card

Cops play this card to avoid being indicted for things like shooting an unarmed black kid.
"Officer, just play the cop card with the grand jury and you're home free "
by Glad You're Not Here December 20, 2014
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political card war

Usually only seen in the United States, because they have such a broken democracy system. If you can even call it that. During the primary debates between multiple candidates, or more commonly the presidential debates between the two candidates. Each candidate will have a deck of cards sitting underneath a compartment of their podium. When the debate begins each candidate draws 5 cards. During the debate when another candidate is asked a question the opposing candidate will draw 1 card from their deck. They can then play the card during their Main Phase 1 when one of the opposing candidates is halfway through finishing their sentence. The cards include but are not limited to, the race card, the gender card, the deleted emails card, the wall card, the climate change card, and even the newly released Twilight Sparkle card which was played to defend Melania Trump's speech during the RNC. The rules of this game change daily but one thing is certain. Yu-gi-oh is better than this bullshit.
Reporter: Hiliary what is your opinion on gay marriage?
*Donald Trump draws 1 card*
Hiliary Clinton: Well I think---
Trump: I activate the deleted emails card! Where are those emails Hiliary?
Hiliary: I counter by activating the race card! What do you have to say about all your insults you bigot?
Trump: I activate the wall card blocking your race card!
Hiliary: argh!
Trump: This duel is over! On my next turn I will depleted you LP to zero!
Hiliary *gasp*
Reporter: What are they doing?
Reporter 2: It's a political card war.
Reporter: But they still didn't answer my question. This isn't a debate it's a pissing contest!
by TheWhiteBowser July 27, 2016
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L Card

The proverbial card one has for being a certified lesbian.
"Girl, if you don't own a single flannel shirt you've lost your L Card."
by AryaIsABadass November 9, 2017
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Reverse card

Reverse card is a card from the game Uno.
Uno was invented in 1971 by a man named Merle Robbins. Supposedly, he had an argument with his son about the rules of another popular card game, Crazy Eights. As a resolution to the disagreement, Robbins invented a new card game and dubbed it “Uno.” This makes sense as the game is very similar to Crazy Eights.
The one card in there is the Reverse Card. The reverse card can reverse the turn cycle of a game and can be stacked. If used in a round with two people, it will act as a block card, a different card which skips the turn of the next player.
It is also a meme. On April 18th, 2018, Urban Dictionary user Coolkid87611 defined the Uno reverse card as "An upgraded no u" providing the example of: "Me: insults my friend. My friend: pulls out uno reverse card. Me: dies. The definition received 69 likes and 9 dislikes in a year.
On May 10th, 2018, Imgur user thefloralgalaxy uploaded a photoshopped version of an Uno card that reads "No U" (shown below, left). In October 2018, the subreddit r/UnoReverse was launched "for those moments/conversations where someone is destroyed by a metaphorical Uno reverse card." The subreddit acquired 107 members in eight months. On May 9th, 2019, Redditor liam-macreadie- uploaded an epic handshake image comparing No U to Uno reverse. The image garnered 37 points (94% Upvoted) in a month.
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Person 1: "Hey."
Person 2: "Shut u-"
Person 1: *pulls out reverse card*
Person 1: "No u"
Person 2: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Person 2: *punches self*
by Aadenboy January 13, 2020
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Field Card

Very similar to a V Card that one surrenders upon loosing ones virginity this is a military term for new recruits who masturbate for the first time while on a military exercise.
Sir I have got poison ivy on my dick from surrendering my field card.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
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E-Card

The censored version of the term "retard" in the television release of Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.
SCOTT: Sorry, what are we doing?

STEPHEN STILLS: I told you like fifty times!

KIM PINE: We're going to this party, e-card.
by CeteraPerry May 25, 2020
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blue card

someone who prefers using blue card while invading instead of gold because it does more damage
random: " why didn't you use gold card dude?"
tf: " blue card is better"
by milkaby December 26, 2020
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