Pinching a biscuit is what happens when you go to the bathroom to take a huge dump, or " pinch a loaf ", but wind up being really costipated and only dropping a small turd.
I'm so fucking constipated. I spent 40 minutes pinching a loaf and wound up only pinching a biscuit.
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def: When the male performs oral sex on a female who has a yeast infection. Commonley resulting in a "Burg".
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