3 definitions by howardversion1

the mark sanchez

n. not to be confused with the 'dirty sanchez', this is when you pull your penis from your lovers asshole and give them a mustache with their own doo doo off of your penis.

it felt so good to have my boyfriend inside my anus, but then he gave me the mark sanchez, gross.

by howardversion1 December 26, 2011

new orleans open sesame

N./V. the act of having one's lover or friend deficate, urinate, vomit, and/or ejaculate into the end of a crocodile mile(a slip and slide with a kid pool at the end), then sliding down, head first, with a wide open mouth, ready to enjoy all the tasty goodness.

Jon always begged me to take a dump in the crocodile mile, I had no idea he was gonna do a new orleans open sesame.

by howardversion1 July 29, 2010

southern style biscuit

n. the act of taking a shit in your lovers mouth while masturbating. your lover then pinches your left buttcheek to signify he/she has a mouth full of feces. one then positions themself properly to ejaculate on top of the feces giving the appearance of syrup. then, as an option, you may or may not make out with your lover and consume the mixture.

Christopher loved his boyfriend so much that he did a complete southern style biscuit with him.

by howardversion1 July 30, 2010