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apple blumpster

Taken from blumpster and, originally, blumpkin.

Performing the sexual act of a blumpkin in a dumpster while the male (or in the case of two males, the one not giving oral) holds an apple in his mouth.
While taking the recycling trash out to the dumpster behind the dining hall, I observed two individuals in the container into which I had planned to throw my rubbish. The girl was sucking the guy off, who was both shitting, and holding an apple in his mouth at the same time. I then realized they created an interesting spin on the blumpter; an apple blumpster.

I chose another dumpster for discarding my trash, as I did not want to disturb them any further.
by K. Schulten May 14, 2011
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chocolate apple

dana enjoys getting a chocolate apple, even though, a fist rammed into his eagerly awaiting anal cavity is such a chore.
by suckmongus June 10, 2010
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Bone apple tea

like when the food hella good and you bout to eat it you say bone apple tea like you're french or something.
Just made some chicken permission 😍😍😍 bone apple tea!
by YourVeryOwnCat January 18, 2017
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Apple

Something that kids now a days use to smoke pot out of.
"Shit I forgot my pipe!"
"We can just smoke out of this Apple!"
by Mack-Daddy! September 21, 2009
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Adam's apple of my eye

Dude1: Wtf, dude? Who's that girl?

Dude2: That's my cousin(gay). He's the Adam's apple of my eye.
by KokoKrunchyRoll December 11, 2011
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Applause

What you call the clap if you have it for a long time or a very serious case
Paris Hilton doesn't have the clap, she has the applause
by deeezenutz September 4, 2009
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Apple

a 4-8 player game consisting of only men standing in a circle surrounding an apple. The players start to masturbate, last one to ejaculate has to eat the apple.

losing is not an option
Joe: Hey, Hank. Me and the guys are gonna play a game of apple after school, you in?

Hank: Nah, I played that game three times before, and lost twice....apples just don't taste the same......
by assfaggot November 2, 2009
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