a situation in which an academic must choose between giving priority to his/her career or his/her significant other, especially with regard to his/her location of residence;
relocating to an institution based on proximity to one's significant other at the cost of prestige, or relocating for a prestigious position at the expense of one's relationship with his/her significant other;
a system whose solution gives the equations of geographic motion of an academic and his/her significant other, often solvable by separation into center of mass motion and displacement vector motion
relocating to an institution based on proximity to one's significant other at the cost of prestige, or relocating for a prestigious position at the expense of one's relationship with his/her significant other;
a system whose solution gives the equations of geographic motion of an academic and his/her significant other, often solvable by separation into center of mass motion and displacement vector motion
by Rayleigh–Bénard March 30, 2013
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A derivation from the phrase, "two left feet" which is used to refer to someone who can't dance.
A derivation from the phrase, "two left feet" which is used to refer to someone who can't dance.
Bro 1: Dude, tried to learn how to twerk after watching the new Miley Cyrus video. Two hours later, all I had was sore calfs -- just can't twerk no matter how hard I try!
Bro 2: You must have two left cheeks, man.
Bro 2: You must have two left cheeks, man.
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two player
A slang used by the post nintendo generation, to gauge in code their friends willingness to engage in group sex with a girl.
A slang used by the post nintendo generation, to gauge in code their friends willingness to engage in group sex with a girl.
Mario: hey meeta the princess!
Luigi: holy smokes shes-a-hot! you wanna to go two player on her?
Mario: no shes-a-not like that but we find-a-a-girl in-a-the club tonight to go two player ok?
Luigi: super, mario!
(fist bump)
Luigi: holy smokes shes-a-hot! you wanna to go two player on her?
Mario: no shes-a-not like that but we find-a-a-girl in-a-the club tonight to go two player ok?
Luigi: super, mario!
(fist bump)
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If left to dry and harden, one can wake up with the "Two finger crunch".
The two finger crunch is more specifically the sensation and noise when the dried fingers are snapped apart.
Similar to the crunch sound a Kit Kat makes when separating two biscuit fingers.
If left to dry and harden, one can wake up with the "Two finger crunch".
The two finger crunch is more specifically the sensation and noise when the dried fingers are snapped apart.
Similar to the crunch sound a Kit Kat makes when separating two biscuit fingers.
"I madly fingered her all night, she was crazy into it. Although I woke up with the two finger crunch"
by kiwiguntman June 5, 2014
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Looks like two wombats in a sack fighting.
Girls wearing tights and having large arse
Looks like two wombats in a sack fighting.
Girls wearing tights and having large arse
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Get the two in the cockpit mug.The typical female who tries to befriend you then goes after your ex-boyfriend after you both break off relations.
What!? Kim is going out with Joe!? I though Kim was friends with Joe's previous girlfriend.
Yup, Kim's just a two-faced whore
Yup, Kim's just a two-faced whore
by yourtypicalbluntperson February 1, 2015
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