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splatterfap

To ejaculate into one's hand and then fling the semen at the nearest surface in order to create a random pattern.

This act is often followed by the appreciation and interpretation of the spiderweb-like pattern(s) formed by the ejaculate. This is how psychiatrists used to perform Rorschach tests.
Hey, baby, mind if I splatterfap the Mona Lisa on your ass?
by Rid3r August 13, 2012
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splah dow

Boom, OWNED!! Got..got
"Splah Dow". Take that!!! Haha
by Krustyr December 28, 2013
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Splashsoak

When one is both urinating and defecating simultaneously, once the toilet bowl is filled with urine and one releases their faeces, the urine that is then splashed onto the buttocks is the splashsoak.
"Dude, I just got so splashsoaked!"
by das010498 February 2, 2015
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Splatterday

To consume as much alcohol as you can until you splatter on any Saturday of the year. Vomiting, blacking out, and/or passing out can be considered "getting splattered".
Matt : Hey! Splatter day this weekend at my place?

Chase: I don't know man. Remember what happened last Splatterday?
by FunnyAssMatt February 7, 2015
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splash in her gash

Hey Andy you had sex last night did you splash in her gash
by Scooty1234 February 14, 2015
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splagook

when there is no pressure behind a man's ejaculate.
When all the men in the bukkake circle can shoot their load on the girl except for the one guy whose load immediately just falls to the floor. He splagooked.
by joeyg223 March 13, 2015
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splashback nugget

So a splashback nugget is when you shit out a fairly large poo then after the impact of the fairly large poo hits the water, there is a splashback which while your straining out your next poo, the splashback then causes your bum hole to tense which then cuts off your 2 load to a much smaller nugget which is named the splashback nugget
Arr mate I was shitting out a huge poo then splashback nugget happend.
by Mr. Bunce May 31, 2016
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