Free Muff

The term "free muff" can be described as the act of lying in bed while a woman's intimate area "muff" rests on her partner's leg in a relaxed and casual manner.
An example of "free muff" might be after a disagreement, when one partner goes to get a drink. On returning to the room, after a moment of listening outside, they enter, place the drink on the side, and get into bed. The other partner then casually drapes their leg over theirs, and they notice a sensation of moisture. This leads to the realization that their partner's intimate area "free muff" is in direct contact with their leg in a relaxed and unassuming manner.
by topfloorboss55 November 25, 2024
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Free muff - after an argument with the mrs you go down stairs to get a drink, you come up the stairs and hear rustling, you listen for exactly 10 seconds, you walk into the room and place your water (that's all you have within the house) onto the wind w ceil, you see the mrs wrapped up like a burrito on the cellular device you proceed to then get into bed where you will lay for 2 minuets before you feel her leg rise, now... straight flaps... straight salmon has now touched upon the surface of your soft skin. you begin to notice that your leg is no longer dry.
david: "are you free muff right now?"
by thecommingdemon November 25, 2024
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Muff dog

An ugly oak(jeppe boy) thats gets no chicks and no friends and he muffs dogs
That jeppe boy is all alone with his dog he must be a muff dog
by Hate jeppe fag January 03, 2019
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muff vagina

People from Jersey have muff vagina
when ur a hersy folk u have muff vagina
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Minnesota Muff Mangler

Inverting both fists and penis inside a female's vagina, at the same time.
I honestly didn't know what to do when my wife requested the Minnesota Muff Mangler.
by Martyr69 March 04, 2024
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Muff Catcher

Some type of covering that women wear to cover their 'muffs' or
Strip clubs either have ladies with or without muff catchers.
by lady of knowledge December 06, 2009
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Muff buzzard

Sad individual who spends whole evenings in a pub or club hovering round a woman hoping for a bit of action.
Look at that creep circling around that bird trying to get his end away. What a muff buzzard!
by Nuphagus December 19, 2019
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