Eric

Eric is the most mysterious man on earth. He wakes up and gets ready in silence and slivers out the door. He dashes out to his classes and errands. Not to mention, he is ALWAYS well-fed. He is hella funny. If you EVER get blessed to meet an Eric, make him your bitch. He is probably listening to Lorde, complaining about the walk to class, and drinking an upside-down iced vanilla latte with 4 extra pumps of espresso. He has a long-term lover who is also mysterious. Their story falls within the genre of 2 male lovers in pursuit of forbidden love in the eyes of what is our society. In short, they are mysterious together...

You are acting so Eric today.

by lordelover04 September 26, 2022

Eric

A cat who gives no fucks and can fly

Wow look at that fabulous Eric

by Realnigga.mp7 October 6, 2022

Eric Rule

The decision to quit any video games when down by 3 or more scores in the first half, or any other insurmountable deficit.

your team falls behind 3-0 in the first half of fifa pro clubs Eric Rule!

by roll2tide October 10, 2022

Eric

he is a furry

A: hey look is eric!
B: what a furry!

by psyqueen October 11, 2022

eric dong zhuo

a man look like a block, square man

my friend is a eric dong zhuo

by bcdkshbc October 15, 2022

eric

a funny guy who looks very mutch emo, and loves to say stuff out of context. he is questionable

person 1: eric is emo

person 2: no he just looks like that

person 3:the earth is big

eric:you know what else is big

person 3: your m-

eric: the sun

by yeetus cleetus deletus feetus October 20, 2022

Eric Vito

Eric is a very smart attractive man. He is Italian with a thick sausage. He is 5’11 and makes a lot of money. He is pretty much the modern day Rico Suave.

Eric is never wrong and nothing is ever his fault.

He also has gods gift of becoming a virgin every new year.

Girl 1: omg who is that guy?
Girl 2: that’s Eric Vito he is the most perfect man.

Girl 1: Eric is so hot but I feel like he has so many bodies

Girl 2: No, it’s January first. He’s a virgin.

by Uhhhhmmmmm December 7, 2021