Ditch Doctor

Medical "professional" from a shithole nation.

I went to see my Ditch Doctor, Dawkta Pajeet. He said AIDS is caused by poo in loo.

by JamesBaud March 20, 2020

Spin Doctors

A band that has a horse named Male Horse

I saw the Spin Doctors riding Male Horse at Korn’s concert

by SimDevoSlipknot March 26, 2020

Ankle doctor

A man, usually a teacher. He loves dem ladies and snoops around on school balconies trying to persuade lady teachers to come to his clinic.

"oh snap its the ankle doctor"
"miss janes better watch out!"

by Bellamotomotoswife May 3, 2020

Lawn doctor

A lawn doctor is a smoothy made from fresh raw grass clippings, iceberg lettuce, mushrooms, black pepper and orange juice.

Honey goes well.. so does Gin, it tastes OK an gives most people wind.

I've just gone to the shop and the park an gona make myself a lawn doctor.

by Rilighan May 13, 2020

instant doctor

When u fall and claim u broke one of your bones when its just a miner injury

Patrick fell and twisted his ankle but his busy yelling that he broke his leg #instant doctor

by Meq_Frost October 10, 2020

instant doctor

When you fall and claim u broke one of your bones when its just a miner injury

Instant doctor : Patrick fell and twisted his ankle but his busy yelling that he broke

by Meq_Frost October 10, 2020

therapist doctor

a friend who helps with your worries and problem who refers to them self as a “therapist doctor thingy”

friend1: i need help
friend2: i will be your therapist doctor thingy :)

by Spamalam038372884 November 27, 2020