Bread Communist

Your lord and savior

Me:Bread Communist
Literally everybody:I AM NOT WORTHY

by TheBreadCommunist August 9, 2019

Bread Pets

When bread turns moldy it becomes a Bread Pet.

My parents had many Bread Pets on top of the fridge.

by zizithecat August 18, 2019

Breaded chicken

When you getting head, dip your wet cock in the sand

After getting head on the beach, i gave myself a breaded chicken

by Captainsquid1 October 23, 2019

Bread Horse

A bread horse is a is rare species where a horse has a slice of bread around its head.

Han-ah: omg did you hear? emoly hymen just called Cecilia a bread horse
Catherine: I mean... did she lie?
Angela: no

by Albino rhinoo October 25, 2019

Bread

Raw toast

"Yo, I want some bread rn."

by thedisgrace November 6, 2019

bread snorter

someone who snorts fine small bread crumbs for sexual pleasure

hey, did you hear that jimmy is a bread snorter

by breadsnorter December 9, 2019

Breached the cockpit

When you pull part of your scrotum through a small worn out hole in the undercarriage of your boxer briefs.

My girlfriend noticed a hole in my briefs while I was laying spread eagle on the couch. So I Breached the cockpit to pull aflap of ball bag out

by Ryan smack August 1, 2020