Bread on the door frame

An idiom one can use in occurrences of failed penetration. The bread being a penis and the door frame being a vagina (or anus).

A: "So how was your date with John?"
B: "Bread on the door frame..."
A: "Aww shit"

C: "So, are you feeling anything?"
D: "Nope, seems like there's bread on the door frame."

by F.Flobius February 19, 2015

give me bread

Slang for get me into your pants

Give me bread asap

by Fungo13 January 23, 2017

hey guys I like really need to buy some bread in minecraft

u need bread cuz u hungry and since ur eating bread that is made by a man or woMAN that is gay
you big gay pee

person 1: hey guys I like really need to buy some bread in minecraft
person 2: no cuz thats gay
Person 1: ok

by senor pee pee buns May 31, 2018

brown bread

From the Jack Osbourne sketch of the English TV show 'Bo Selecta'. Meaning brilliant.

Guest: Hey let's do this !
Jack: Woah, that's brown bread!

by Candice August 7, 2004

chessy bread

one of francesca's numerous nicknames along w/ sloot, two quatas, and queen sloot

little jimmy ate a box of chessy bread

by little jimmy March 28, 2003

Bread Eye

(Like Pink-Eye) - To fart through a ham sandwich into ones eye and cause seepy,swollen, very red eyes.A.K.A shite eye

"Here mate, i just gave your slutty bitch a bread eye!"

"I gave you a wholemeal shite eye."

by David Nobel May 20, 2009

chessy bread

so hot, nicest, and funnist person i know

Chessy Bread is amazingly good

by Anonymous March 28, 2003