tit dirt

sweat from the breasts that cause the front of your shirt to become damp and show through the front of your shirt.

Alysha just came from the gym and you could see her tit dirt for a mile away.

by nerd bomber January 13, 2009

titting around

generally wasting time, but not a very strong phrase.

Stop titting around
Stop titting around
Stop titting around
Stop titting
Titting around.

by Whapcapn January 23, 2006

tits on a platter

Something that is so awesome and convient that its like tits being served to you on a platter. To help describe a great situation that was very much in your favor.

So how was your night?

Dude you have no idea! We got some free tickets from my friend, just barely made it onto the train into the city, watched a game, picked up some bitches, went to a party after, and got laid. Fuckin awesome night!

Yeah man thats like tits on a platter!




Hey did you hook up with that chick?

Yeah! she came over, sucked my dick without me askin, i fucked her pussy, dropped a load on her face and then she made me a sandwich! fuckin tits on a platter man

by Catman378 January 18, 2009

tit badger

The bit of lint between one's breast from the fabric of your bra/training bra/stuffed kleenexs/or just plain white shirt.

Judie was changing for gym class and Monica said, "Hey, you have tit badger there, you old horny slut!"

by lightningx37 April 17, 2010

Tit Swamp

When you wear two pairs of socks instead of one.

Its really cold out today i better Tit Swamp.

by SavorOfHumens March 24, 2010

tit fleas

When a cluster of fleas build a habitat on a woman's breast region.

I was thinking about asking her to dinner, but I came to find that she had a humiliating case of tit fleas.

by ccren777 September 28, 2009

Tits of Moses

An exclamation to express a person's disagreement or frustration with a given person, time, or event. Alternatively this phrase can be used to describe the great magnitude of an event.

Despite the misleading use of the word "tits" this phrase is hardly if ever used in a sexual context.

Example 1:
Bill: Did you study for the test Dave?
Dave: Tits of moses! I completely forgot!

Example 2:
Mother: Jimmy! Go outside and mow the lawn!
Jimmy: Tits of moses mom do I really have to?

Example 3:
Steve: Dude check that chick out!
Larry: Tits of moses she's fine! I'd like to take a bite outta' dem' apples!

by SomeoneIknow January 12, 2010