by imgay13469 July 25, 2021
Get the New Zealandmug. Pejorative term used to describe mainstream news outlets like CNN, Fox, Washington Post... heck, basically all of them, that choose to spin and propagandize and make people outraged rather than actually report objective news. These outlets are all slowly withering because statistically the vast majority of viewers are Baby Boomers or older, and younger generations are increasingly turning to the internet, especially YouTube, for more substantive content free of corporate interference.
"Dad, I don't mind eating dinner with you tonight but turn off your Boomer News, that shit rots your brain."
by Phantasy Starved June 11, 2021
Get the Boomer Newsmug. A 'News Article' but only smaller!
Plural: 'News Particles'
A smaller yet News Particle: 'News Particlette'
Coined on ActFur on Air podcast Episode 9, Season 4
Plural: 'News Particles'
A smaller yet News Particle: 'News Particlette'
Coined on ActFur on Air podcast Episode 9, Season 4
Lead Editor: "Well Larry, you article is okay, but just quite big enough to a front page feature.. We're gonna have to shift it in with the 'particles on page 7"
Larry: "The Particles, sir?"
Lead Editor: "Yup! News Particles from 7 onward, sorry Lars!"
Larry: "The Particles, sir?"
Lead Editor: "Yup! News Particles from 7 onward, sorry Lars!"
by Carni-Fuu November 5, 2012
Get the News Particlemug. by xZeroOfficial August 18, 2018
Get the News Feedingmug. The ascended version of earth. The ascension from 3d into 5d. A time of renewal and massive transformation. The golden age of enlightenment, where everyone works in harmony with the earth, and is in tune with their soul.
James - "It seems lately I feel more peace and self love than ever before.....even amoungst the appearance of chaos"
Sarah - "It sounds like your feeling the new earth James, trust the process, we are headed there"
James - "I'm so exited!!!"
Edwin - "It seems like alot of distraction now adays."
Rose - "Yea, but they cant hide the truth of the new earth"
Edwin - "Youre right Rose, this is why we came. I will stand fearless"
Sarah - "It sounds like your feeling the new earth James, trust the process, we are headed there"
James - "I'm so exited!!!"
Edwin - "It seems like alot of distraction now adays."
Rose - "Yea, but they cant hide the truth of the new earth"
Edwin - "Youre right Rose, this is why we came. I will stand fearless"
by earthseraph November 4, 2021
Get the new earthmug. Someone who says inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic statements in a news broadcast or at least on television or radio broadcasts, with the primary intent of provoking listeners into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion. This is done to distract from the actual issues and to get the News Troll's name repeated in other news forums or shows in order to remain relevant and to sell their books to their listening audience, the people who want to believe that the ridiculous things that News Trolls state are true .
News Trolls like Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Shawn Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, or other supposed "news" media commentators that actually spread propaganda and misinformation campaigns instead of actual news stories for people that don't consider reality good enough for them and/or believe that critical thinking and facts are either "liberal biased", or "left wing". Anyone trying to instill fear, anger, or distract from the real issues of the day is a News Troll.
by Arizona Mildman September 9, 2013
Get the news trollmug. A person who feels the need to share breaking news on social media, oblivious to the fact that we’re already on social media and have our own news feeds.
Marcia is a consistent news echo, she must not have worked out that we already know about her posts of redundancy.
by Useyournoggin November 3, 2019
Get the News echomug.