Fuck tard 

A fuck tard is a person who is mentally retarded and doesn’t know what weed smells like. He is also a person who’s friends gladly gave him up when we needed to talk to him. A great idolised version of a fuck tard is Timothy Meehan.

Timothy’s such a fuck tard

Fuck tard by Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepbooooooooooo June 12, 2018

Squirty Mus-Tard 

when a douche bag guy driving a suped up honda gets his car squirted with mustard.

"Holy shit, did you see Jeff just got Squirty Mus-Tarded"

Squirty Mus-Tard by Kevlar01 March 31, 2010

Fuck Tard 

1)Any one who you find rather annoying when intoxicated due to their lack of self controll and ability to always make a fool of them selves
2) Any person you find to be stupid even when alcohol or any other substance has been induced upon the body

Scott is a real fuck tard, as he spewed every where and wouldnt stop trying to get down that chicks pants.

Fuck Tard by Sarah June 20, 2006

techno-tard 

Any person living in a technologically modern environment who is either incapable of, or eschews attempts at becoming technologically fluent and competent. A person born in the late twentieth century, who despite ready access and exposure to devices like tape recorders, CD/DVD players, cell phones, computers, etc. is unable or unwilling to use or understand them.

He's/She's such a techno-tard, he can't even use a cell phone!

techno-tard by Daisy HatesYou June 26, 2006

card tard 

A person who really sucks at poker.

Carlos sucks at poker

card tard by D January 20, 2005

wii-tard

A select few players from whom it was their own damm fault from receiving any injury resulting from playing Nintendo's newest gaming system, the Wii.

A wii-tard named smith broke his arm by swinging to hard playing baseball.

wii-tard by Dee-de-de December 22, 2006

half-tard 

a person who is incredibly stupid and lacks any kind of common sense

The kids in the LD classes were often rumored to be half-tards.

half-tard by Matt Avery October 12, 2003