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twat

Noun:
Pronounced with a short a, rather than a short o (I have no idea where American directors get their pronunciation from), 'twat' is a rather vulgar word of British origin that refers to a woman's sexual organs.

A person can be a 'twat', the same way they can be a penis (see dick) or something used for cleaning said twat (see douche). It is usually used to mean someone is stupid or mean.
Me: I am a nice, well-behaved girl. I refuse to use such offensive words merely for the purpose of giving Urban Dictionary an example of how to use it.
Person reading this: *cough* Twat. *cough*
by Howard Wolowitz September 8, 2012
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twinem

When you and a friend create a bond which allows you to sense one another’s moods,energy ,pain ,vibe along the same frequency and able to finish each other’s sentences exactly like twins.
If my twinem Sensei is in need of help i can sense it without having to be told.
My twinem Layloo would never go to war alone ,we’re brothers In arms .
by Twinem December 19, 2020
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twinnillatio

twinnillatio is the male version of twinnillingus, in which two male identical twins participate in either a circle jerk, 69, or a rusty trombone and consider it masturbation.
If I had a clone, I'd be pulling off mad twinnillatio.
by Jeffie-o August 15, 2005
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Twirpelling

Megan and Ania encountered twirpelling birds while walking through an enchanted forest.
by Shawn Chatman September 12, 2008
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twompson

A word invented by a Crackhead Named Gridly, whos aliases include "Griddles", "Grid" "Griswold", and others. Twompson by itself means 20, like 20" car rims. But when used with the word "Dub" it can describe a 40 oz. Beer.
"I need some scrilla so I can go down to the Liqour Store and buy some Dub Twompsons and get crunk. Shayzzz...."

Also,"Peep the twompsons on the cadillac right there. Shayzzz..."
by Brett Kmart November 28, 2006
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Two Pancakes Nailed to a Wall

Extremely droopy, saggy, or otherwise flat and flapping breasts.
Betcha without that wonderbra she's lookin' like two pancakes nailed to a wall...
by Calico August 5, 2007
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Twitterea

To post a large amount of consecutive tweets.
Did you check out Merlin Mann's twitterea yesterday? I can't believe he only lost a hand full of followers.
by auniverseaway August 26, 2008
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