Tossless

A segment of time in which no tossing off has occurred.

Dude, I was so busy that my weekend was totally tossless.

by Pierce-a-cola March 3, 2008

Tosasuage

Having a wank with your chod or fat dick

"Hey whats john doing?"

"He's having a tosasuage"

by Donnysolivan December 2, 2009

Tosspants

An expression is upset or anger, particularly towards video game characters such as Crash Bandicoot, if they fail to follow your instructions.

Usually shouted when the gamer himself in fact has failed.

Upon being eaten by a vicious plant: 'Crash Bandicoot, you tosspants!'

by GoombaKoala May 16, 2010

Toshday

A slang way to say Tuesday. Since Tosh.0 airs every Tuesday night, it is called Toshday.

Kid 1: Yo man, I gotta go. I'll see you on Toshday.

Kid 2: Yeah man, see you Toshday.

by Rending Hunter March 15, 2011

Toss the Tankage

manually relieving a man

give relief by hand to a man.Toss the tankage

by Bangacha August 27, 2011

ToSeekAndDestroy

The oath cats take to find out what is most precious to its owner, and then utterly destroy it.

Owner: DAMNIT! You left all the other plants alone, but you shredded the bonsai tree Ive been growing for 5 years!
Cat: Sorry bro, ToSeekAndDestroy

by MrBirdBrain August 6, 2012

Tossing fire

A more extreme and enjoyable form of 'shitting on' a subordinate, most often associated with a professional hierarchy. Those suffering a rain of flaming jizz from the denizens of heaven are likely to suffer permanent stress/cosmetic damage.

If my boss doesn't stop tossing fire on me I'm going postal

by Charliefarley666 March 22, 2013