david rivers

The world's greatest player. Nobody is greater.
Girl: "I'm dating David Rivers"
Girl 2: "Really? You're so lucky!"
by Donk Danner June 28, 2017
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Lazy River

A sexual act where one cums in the others notrils, then they open their mouth big and watch the cum leak down like a lazy river
Craig- hey man I just gave Susan a lazy river last night!
Jerry- no way I’ve always wanted to do that.
by Datboijason November 01, 2021
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Hay River, NWT

A small remote town located in the Northwest Territories, Canada on the south shore of Great Slave Lake. Mostly contains of people that are high on crack and horse tranquilizer. Not much there besides a shitty old restaurant and one street light
Guy 1: Hey, wanna go to Hay River, NWT this weekend?
Guy 2: said nobody ever
by Cinnamonrollhead February 14, 2023
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River Donging

1. An unapologetic, phallic flex. Preferably near a moving body of water.

2. The new, new BDE.

Origins: Chris Pine’s infamous nude scene in OUTLAW KING.

See also: Hanging Pine
Ain’t nobody play D like Ray Lewis. Dude’s just river donging all over that offense.
by Burner McBurnerson February 08, 2022
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River Donging

1. An unapologetic, phallic flex. Preferably near a moving body of water.

2. The new, new big dick energy.

Source: Chris Pine’s infamous nude scene in OUTLAW KING.

See also: Hanging Pine
You see Putin moved his nuclear forces into Belarus? Dude’s just river donging now.
by Burner McBurnerson February 08, 2022
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River b

Your a river b
by Blewyp February 09, 2023
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River boy

A river boy is a young blonde curly haired white male who goes to hide by the river to perform homosexual acts with their in the closet best friend/boyfriend.
“Hey did you see those river boys at the chatahooche river, they were making out by the bamboo forest
by AtlBased April 26, 2024
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