T shirt Sans Pants (tsp). The act of wearing only a t shirt with no other clothing. Often seen in men's locker rooms perpetrated by men of the baby boom generation, as well as select nudist resorts.
The offender will often walk in an affected manner where the legs and feet are splayed outwards similar to that of a ducks walk in order to allow the kibbles and bits to sway freely in the breeze.
The offender will often walk in an affected manner where the legs and feet are splayed outwards similar to that of a ducks walk in order to allow the kibbles and bits to sway freely in the breeze.
Oh gross! He's Teaspooning.
Old man Bradley is in the locker room teaspooning whilst brushing his teeth.
There he goes, strutting his shit, teaspooning by the pool...
Old man Bradley is in the locker room teaspooning whilst brushing his teeth.
There he goes, strutting his shit, teaspooning by the pool...
by Zaxxxh December 12, 2021
Get the Teaspooning mug.The unforseen effects of taking a 500,000 volt taser to the genitals where the pubes become stick straight and bright white.
Christina: Did you see Lbdub's new taser last night?"
Rose and Cheryl: "YES!!"
Cheryl: "He came home tased-straight at 3am looking like Spike from Gremlins "
Rob: "No, I did that before I left... a welcome home gift for the love of my life"
Rose and Cheryl: "YES!!"
Cheryl: "He came home tased-straight at 3am looking like Spike from Gremlins "
Rob: "No, I did that before I left... a welcome home gift for the love of my life"
by lbdub March 16, 2022
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A non-lethal weapon that can easily be slapped away or taken out of someone. Basically useless against someone with a weapon.
Officer: PUT THE F**CKING KNIFE DOWN
Person: *refuses*
Officer: *tasers them*
Person: *slaps*
Person: *runs toward officer*
Officer: "So anyways I started blasting"
Person: *refuses*
Officer: *tasers them*
Person: *slaps*
Person: *runs toward officer*
Officer: "So anyways I started blasting"
by T H I C C D I C T I ON A R Y March 23, 2022
Get the Taser mug.A theorem used to determine if one has crapped himself. The rule is as follows: if a person farts, and something comes out (also known as a shart), if the resultant mass adds up to less to a teaspoon. If its adds up to more, than one has crapped his pants.
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P1: So I thought I crapped myself yesterday, but luckily it didn’t count under the teaspoon rule.
2.
“If you fart, and something comes out, and the stuff is less than a teaspoon, it counts as a fart. But, if it’s more than a teaspoon, then congratulations, you just s*** yourself.”
-Hannes Van Dahl, drummer for Sabaton
P1: So I thought I crapped myself yesterday, but luckily it didn’t count under the teaspoon rule.
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“If you fart, and something comes out, and the stuff is less than a teaspoon, it counts as a fart. But, if it’s more than a teaspoon, then congratulations, you just s*** yourself.”
-Hannes Van Dahl, drummer for Sabaton
by ApolloJustice0713 March 23, 2022
Get the Teaspoon Rule mug.Being such a tease that you show a lot of lust and attraction for another person and even physical touch but knowing you won’t give in to any temptations other than allowing one to feel there body
This girl I was with the other day was being a total teastie I just wanted to get in her pants but she said I can’t I have a boyfriend and my had was rubbing her pussy.
by Daddydaycareofme March 27, 2022
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