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turtle smoke

"turtle smoke in the air, girls up in here with no underwear. Old enough to know better, but young enough to not care"
by B Smizz June 7, 2005
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Hooker smoke

When one is too broke to afford a cigarette, and thus can't afford to solicit sex from a prostitute, they take a drag from a prostitutes's cigarette, usually for the low price of only a nickel; The cheapest known way to satisfy a nicotine craving.
Hooker: "Hey buddy, you lookin' for a good time?"
Mel Gibson: "Well ya, but I can't afford that. You got a cigarette? I could go for a hooker smoke."
Hooker: "It'll cost ya a nickel."
by RJBrown9 December 2, 2010
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Pop Smoke concert

to be/wake up at Pop Smoke concert means that you have died, since he also is dead.

the saying is interchangeable for any popular dead artist therefor useful in any environment, if adjusted.

I've seen it in memes and considered amusing
(1) If you down the whole bottle you gonna end up at Pop Smoke concert!

(2) When you go to sleep with cough and wake up at Pop Smoke concert.. :|
#corona2020
by didierlama December 8, 2020
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up tha smoke

Say homeboy I think they tryin to up tha smoke out here. Let me get my piece, hold on!
by SavedbyGod November 26, 2019
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smoke somebody under the rug

The marijuana equivalent to "drinking somebody under the table." The more experienced smokers get a newbie members of the smoking circle WAYYY TOO HIGH by challenging his/her tolerance level.
Jimmy had never been high before, so I pulled out my quo and smoked him under the rug.
Now go grab your friends and smoke somebody under the rug.
by Blunty McSmokerton June 27, 2008
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smoke weed everyday

Snoop Dogg's most famous line advocating for daily marijuana usage.

It has spawned a huge number of joke variants, many of which somehow involve Super Mario. When the player goes down a pipe, the well-known transit noise is replaced by a squeaky voice saying "weed" three times. Need I say more?

Most implementations of this phrase occur along with a GIF of Snoop Dogg's "weed dance", a classic move which is at once simple in appearance but actually quite difficult to pull off. Perhaps one needs to smoke pot before attempting it...
I smoke weed everyday. (smoke weed everyday) (remix)
by Brodo_Swaggins October 16, 2016
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Smokin da Jessica pack

When someone gets shot, people often say they got smoked, thus someone smoking on an "Opp" pack is literally saying they're killing them. Opp is short for opposition (enemies), while pack is referencing weed. When someone have a pack of weed, they might name it after a dead opp before they smoke it.
Yeah bro I was smokin da Jessica pack.
by XenxBTW May 26, 2021
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