chicken scratch

A scratch from a chicken

Chicken Scratch of dominoes

by ass December 26, 2007

Scritched

The act of having sex while dressed up as an animal.

What a great time last night. I got my brains scritched out by a ground hog.

by Bikermike February 5, 2010

scrotch

(verb) a portmanteau word of the words "scrotum" and "scratch" (or "crotch" and "scratch"); i.e., the act of scratching one's nut sack.

At the end of the day, Jerome like to kick back in front of the tube, crack open a PBR and slip his nut-sack out the side of his tighty-whiteys to do some serious scrotching; he found that that helped alleviate the day's stresses.

by Scrotey-G September 15, 2009

scrotched

Totally fucked up beyond all repair

Dude, that shit is scrotched

by <J> August 26, 2007

Chicken Scratch

Mexican American Indian adaptations of polka music. From the O'odham Indians in Arizona.
Can be danced to only if Mexican, Indian, or if White or any other ethnicity while drunk.

When I heard that chicken scratch last night I had to grab me a big girl and two step.

by O'odham polka May 9, 2010

scetchy

badly put together or makes no sence

tiger army was scetchy at warped this year, but they rock anyway...

by maddy October 11, 2004

Stretch Armstrong

Remember how Stretch Armstrong worked? Getting a Stretch Armstrong is when your lame ass gets totally crucified by your sister in Fantasy Football so bad that it feels like she pulled your arms out of the socket until the icky goo inside you oozed out.

Wow! Adam's sister really gave him a Stretch Armstrong this week...117 to 49! What a pickle smoocher!

by Amherst CFB's September 11, 2006