slimber

(from the combination of the words slumber and slimmer) To fall asleep on one's own enormous ass or belly and dream vividly about being thin, only to awaken suddenly to the nightmarish reality of one's own putrescent obesity

Goddamn, Skinny Pete, I ate two whole fried chickens last night and went into a deep slimber, and then I wake up to your naked skeleton ass walking around the dorm room ... you gotta start wearin' clothes or I'm gonna have to change to another dorm room!

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by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 23, 2014

Slime Wipe

When you wipe/lick the slime off someone's gooch or taint.

Eww. did you hear about when Tyler slime wiped Ryan.

by The Procrastinator February 11, 2015

slimey salamander

When you are having sex with a girl, you then pull out and cum on her back. She then flips over and rubs it on the carpet in the motion of a salamander.

Friend 1 - "Hey did you hear how stu got after that girl last night?"

Friend 2 - "yea when they were done, she hit that slimey salamander on the floor!"

by elvie June 3, 2015

slimeyballs

A noun, used to describe the slippery and slimey nature of a man's testicles after activities such as shaving, sweating, or ejaculating.

The humidity in the rainforest gave me slimeyballs so I took a shower.

by fluuuuu March 23, 2016

Slimy penguin

A scenario in which a robber comes Into your home whilst jacking off. He then cums on the floor and slides on his belly using the seamen as a lubricant to slide.

Fuck man, that robber gave my house a slimy penguin!

by The_wild_hippopotamus August 27, 2016

Slimy Cringe

A cringe that doesn't hit you hard like a normal cringe, but instead it slides it's way over you molesting you so afterward you just feel uncomfortable and disgusted

Carl: hey bro you know that kid Jacob Santoris?
Jake: yeah dude
Carl: he's got slimy cringe written all over him

by Hornythorny69 July 28, 2016

slimey rooster

An act in sex where that man puts his own semen all over his penis and screams "cock a doodle doo!" While analy penetrating the women

I have Jenny a slimey rooster last night and she loved it!

by Alex Schri January 11, 2017