Skip to main content

slimber

Slimber (Slim·ber)
Adjective:
(of a person or their build) slim and limber; gracefully flexible and thin (used approvingly).
1. The average gymnast needs to be incredibly slimber.
2. Ryu and Bison were extremely powerful characters, but I always preferred to play as the slimber Chun-Li or Vega.
3. The athlete attributed his gold medal win in high-jump to his slimber figure.
by Morgar November 2, 2010
mugGet the slimber mug.

slimber

That slimber thinks buying a new Hummer will increase his status.
by nucleus May 23, 2004
mugGet the slimber mug.

slimber

(from the combination of the words slumber and slimmer) To fall asleep on one's own enormous ass or belly and dream vividly about being thin, only to awaken suddenly to the nightmarish reality of one's own putrescent obesity
Goddamn, Skinny Pete, I ate two whole fried chickens last night and went into a deep slimber, and then I wake up to your naked skeleton ass walking around the dorm room ... you gotta start wearin' clothes or I'm gonna have to change to another dorm room!

lightmare skinny dream voguemare beverlyhills z's beach delusion emaciation psychosis lean dream
by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 23, 2014
mugGet the slimber mug.

Eternal Slumber

Never will he wake from his eternal slumber.
by Oreca91 May 22, 2012
mugGet the Eternal Slumber mug.

slumberbrag

(noun)
An ostensibly modest declaration of the long duration, sumptuous quality, or unlikely circumstances of one’s sleep, immediately identifiable by the recipient as a thinly veiled boast.

(intransitive verb)
To attempt to lower one’s friends’ self-esteem by boasting about how well, how much, or how flexibly one sleeps.
1. “Wow, I just slept all the way from Bangkok to London in coach.”

Thanks for that slumberbrag, Glenn, you pompous, rejuvenated jerk.”

2. “I was feeling pretty good about my life until Todd came in and slumberbragged all over me.”
by cartostrata February 2, 2020
mugGet the slumberbrag mug.
A party where people wear 10 pounds of makeup, the thottiest clothing they can get their hands on with a pair of vinyl stilettos and large fake eyelashes. A few minutes into the party and the place is covered with glitter, broken glass, and puke. The partygoers enjoy themselves with pink frosting, cocaine, and champagne. Fights usually break out during this time that involves hair being ripped out and free nose jobs. These parties usually end 2 days after it begins.
Person No. 1 - "OMG, yesterday at Britney's plastic surgery slumber party I had the best time of my life. I snorted tons of cocaine, got white girl wasted, and ate 4 cans of Pillsbury frosting."

Person No. 2 - " Why didn't you invite me, we could've whooped some basic bitches while we were there."

Person No. 1 - "Don't worry, I whooped tons of ass while I was there."
by pink cocaine March 29, 2021
mugGet the Plastic Surgery Slumber Party mug.

slumber grudge

when in your dreams a friend or an acquaintance does something that makes you mad or angry, and the next morning you wake up and when you see/talk to them you are very standoffish and still upset with that person. usually occurs with very realistic vivid dreams.
"why are you being so weird towards me?"
"because i'm still mad at you from my dream"
"you cant hold a slumber grudge! i didn't even do anything."
by holymoleydood August 16, 2009
mugGet the slumber grudge mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email