scared shitless

When you lack faith in the integrity of the door lock to the public restroom you're using, and are so paranoid someone is going to walk in on you that panic causes sphincter muscle contraction, preventing relief of your bowels.

This could actually cause your shit to take even an even more awkwardly long time to complete, when you were hoping you could pull it off like you just ran in there for a pee.

When you eventually do emerge from the restroom, the person on the other side of the door will totes know what you been up to.

Remember to wash your hands afterwards, regardless of your productivity level.

Your hope that screaming "It's occupied" loud enough for the person in the cafe hallway to hear you will spare them from walking in, creating an awkward prison-type situation between you and an eight year old child.

*Rattling of the door handle*
"IT'S OCCUPIED!!!"
*so scared you can't shit, aka being scared shitless*

by LaRogue August 20, 2013

Flesh Scarf

The act of lubing up loose scrotum skin, wrapping it around an erect penis, and jerking it off using your scrotum.

I was getting bored with Bob monotonously mounting me, so instead I requested a Flesh Scarf, and life has never been better.

by Tom January 10, 2005

scarfing

the use of something to abstruct blood flow to the head to increase masturbation pleasure at climax

karl died while scarfing to horseflesh's sweat stained t-shirt

by jackass February 20, 2005

scarrot

To 'scarrot': To masturbate furiously whilst blindfolded onto a spinning globe, then see where it takes you.

Benson: Did you hear about Tarquin?
Reginald: No
Benson: He scarroted and ended up in Bishkek
Reginald: Yikes!!!

by Tim Croft May 30, 2006

scared horny

When one is so afraid and experiencing so much fear that their scared emotions get all mixed up and the end result is extreme horniness with fearful shaking and or crying. Or, when one is so horny that they find themselves absolutely terrified of everything!

"Claire couldn't stop the shaking in her legs... she didn't know if it was the fear... or the horniness. Yes, there was a murderer in the house, but she hadn't gotten any for a whole day and while she was afraid for her life she had that insatiable lust; there was only one explanation: she was scared horny."

by enumclaw man 2k MGK March 18, 2010

Scarlett Johannson

A talented and beautiful actress, stars in Lost In Translation, Girl with a Pearl Earring, Match Point, The Island and more stuff like that. Dresses a bit like a modern Marilyn Monroe. Posed nude with Keira Knightley on the front cover of Vanity Fair.

'Scarlett Johannson is a fashion icon'

by h August 31, 2008

Trophy Scars

The Best Band to Ever Hit the Face of the Earth

Trophy Scars has a CD release show coming up so if you don't show up maggots will consume your throbbing flesh.

by Nick December 24, 2003