sapik

sensitive, lazy, a fucking sloth and you cant expect much from him

All he does is sleep all day, that person is so Sapik.

by yayozz December 30, 2016

sapp

when someone gets in they feelings n starts singing songs dat touch their soul

jasmine acts like a dumbass n doesn't like to answer kei's phone calls so kei juss sapps all day

by kahving June 19, 2019

abhorrently lax saprophytic waif

Disgustingly loose small homeless child living on dead organic matter

Oh my godness, there's an abhorrently lax saprophytic waif in the ditch over there! Somebody call 911!

by Courtney Mc. November 6, 2007

Sappo

Someone that sucks, someone that is horrible at what they do

The LA Lakers are Sappos. That guy looked like a sappo on that play. Kobe Bryant is a sappo.

by Non-Sappo December 15, 2011

sapsford

Sapsford is a secretion that is left after the occurrence of intercourse of the three legged snazelpuss spotted frog, generally located in Essex.

Green in colour, toxic to the touch also numbered to be the 4th worst smell in the world and has the texture of mushy pees. However when released by the gay snazelpuss frog it is stated to have a rather pleasant odour of sap from a tree, hence the origin of its name, Sapsford.

by Lavanta tamsin July 24, 2006

saps

To mess up your chances of hooking up with someone by acting foolish at the last second.

"I had her in my bed but then I told her I just wanted a physical relationship and she took off." "Wow, you sure saps that one up."

by jason July 11, 2003

saps

SAPS: an acronym for Severe Affective Paranoia Syndrome. The prime symptom of SAPS patients is that they are irrationally and unreasonably anxious about low risk threats and tend to not consider much higher risk situations.

"SAPS patients tend to live in gated communities, drive SUV's, and buy anthrax insurance." or, "This SAPS mother gave her daughter a cell phone so she could contact her in case of disaster, but never allowed her out into the real world so that she could learn to note risky situations in advance and thus avoid disaster."

by D.B. Cameron October 6, 2003