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in apro-pro

"You miss my fat pene".

"Leroy, that was so in apro-pro... don't ever text me that again."
by anonymous love child March 29, 2010
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semi pro beer drinker

One who is working their way up through the beer drinking ranks, usually starting off with cheap, shitty light beer and progresssing to stronger, more full bodied fare.

A person who enjoys drinking beer but can only handle a few before slurring, vomiting, and pissing on themselves.

A pro beer drinker who has a half boner(semi)
#1. I remember when Karl had his first beer; he could barely hold down a Miller Lite. Now he pounds Heineken like it's water. He's ready to step up to the pros and have a Guiness with Rick.

#2. Danko, the quentessential semi pro beer drinker, had two beers, then his pants fell down and everyone saw his Blue Moon.

#3. CR had a partial rod from staring at all the prime booty while he slammed a few Modelos.
by Dr. Cockenstein June 21, 2009
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iPhone 11 Pro Max

The iPhone used to flex on people. It makes no sense to get this phone if it’s oversized, overpriced, and the same thing as the regular. The only differences are that the Pro Max has one more camera, and a way higher price tag. Steve Jobs would not be happy if he saw this.
Bob: WOAH!!! U SEE JOHN’S NEW PHONE?
Chris: NO WAY, HE HAS THE IPHONE 11 PRO MAX
Christina: IDIOTS! I HAVE THE SAME EXACT PHONE!
Bob: IS UR PHONE $1,100? IS UR PHONE HUGE
Christina: ITS THE SAME— nvm.
by former New Yorker January 5, 2020
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Mac Pro

A 12,000 dollars cheese grill, And it runs ShitOS
Person 1: Hey, I have the new Mac Pro and I think that it looks better than your windows computer.
Person 2: Alright, Let's compare.
Person 1: I just realized that I wasted 13k dollars on a useless piece of metal, But at least the 999$ stand can hold up my screen!
by Jamtken June 5, 2019
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Crapbook Pro

Slang for a defective Apple Macbook Pro. Typical Crapbook Pros might produce excessive amounts of heat, have troubles with wireless networking, emit strange sounds, or exhibit other behaviour found to be unacceptable for an overpriced $2000+ piece of computer equipment.
"You'd better take your Crapbook Pro back to the Crapple Store and get it fixed before it burns your nads again."
by MrStinkyPoopFacePants February 28, 2009
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Inna pro-pro

Inappropriate, dirty, naste, gnar, nasty, sexy, kinky, sexual
Elana cover your eyes, this part of the movie is Inna pro-pro.*chuckle*
by YurFutureWifey March 30, 2008
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semi pro

another name for a semi erection
person 1: dude my semi pro wants a ho
person 2: i dont care
by shortyboy619 January 24, 2010
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