Definitions by MrStinkyPoopFacePants
Crapbook Pro
Slang for a defective Apple Macbook Pro. Typical Crapbook Pros might produce excessive amounts of heat, have troubles with wireless networking, emit strange sounds, or exhibit other behaviour found to be unacceptable for an overpriced $2000+ piece of computer equipment.
"You'd better take your Crapbook Pro back to the Crapple Store and get it fixed before it burns your nads again."
Crapbook Pro by MrStinkyPoopFacePants February 28, 2009
Circle Jerque Du Soleil
"I would rather have my dick doused in gasoline and set on fire than be forced to sit through another viewing of the faggotry that is known as the Circle Jerque Du Soleil."
Circle Jerque Du Soleil by MrStinkyPoopFacePants February 6, 2009