phantom piss

Thinking you need to take a piss, only to find you don't when stood in front of the pan.

Thats the fourth phantom piss this morning. Wish I could squeeze out a piss and be done.

by nameisalwaystaken November 9, 2006

made piss

1. when a person sucks back a fully packed bong, and coughs vigorously for a prolonged period of time.

2. to get beaten up badly

I thumbscrewed Jimmy a monster bong and he took the whole thing... but he was made piss

I can believe that guys started on me, didn't he know he would get made piss

by Paddymac September 1, 2006

cat piss blonde

a girl who constantly dies her hair to the point where it's about to fall out. She then dies her hair with something like peroxide or bleach, to where her hair looks like cat piss.

"Wow, look at that cat piss blonde bitch!"

by concerned me December 24, 2007

Fun Piss

the act of urinating in an inappropriate/unnecessary location whilst participating in anti-social behaviour

i.e:

Man 1 - Are you going for a piss?
Man 2 - Yeah, why?
Man 1 - Do you want a regular piss?, or a FUN PISS?
Man 2 - ... a Fun piss clearly..?

(man 1 takes man 2 down a dark alley, into someone's balcony area of a hostel)

man 1 - Piss there

(Man 1 starts to piss whilst a dirty mongrel walks into his stream)

by SotonUni April 23, 2010

Nice Pipes

Can sing rather well

Dude you hear her? She got nice pipes

by DopeRetail January 4, 2014

pissaloo

the formal and unabbreviated word for piss, unknown by many.
derived from the indian word, pissaloodoodadi, which means cow

Fred: Dude thats my 9th beer. Im gonna go take a pissaloo
Scott: No need to be formal man.. you can say piss.

by sagrr November 30, 2007

piss bug

A decal or other marker on a urinal indicating the best place to aim your urine stream.

I went to use a few bathrooms where they have these happy, funny little piss bugs in the urinals.

by esmith512 January 30, 2008